Funny Phone call - Tomato Plants

Hell guys,

Something funny happened to me today. I called home (Ecuador) to talk to my parents.
A friend of the family was there, and I ask her questions about growing tomatoes... since I just plant a couple of plants on my backyard.

This is what she said.
- Make sure to put "egg shells" on the soil of your plant for vitamins.
- Also, she told me to add "Milk" once a week for more vitamins.
- Also, she asked me if I smoked... She said to spread the contents of the tobacco on the top of the soil... to avoid pesticides.
- She also said to blend a chilly pepper with water and spray it on the leaves of the plant to control pesticides too.

Isn't this funny?

The true tomato planters :-)